Posts by Sour Grapes

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Why are JDubs scared to death of apostate websites?

by Sour Grapes in

when i was an elder back in the 1970's i loved to debate and challenge ministers, preachers, and holy rollers.

now you can be a loyal jdub fully indoctrinated for 30 years but just take a peek at an apostate website and you are doomed.

yes, satan now has you by the gonads and all of the years of being at the meetings, all of the family worship nights, all of the conventions, and all of the personal study just go up in a cloud of smoke.

Sour Grapes

It is almost like apostates have the ability to cast a magic spell over the brain dead JDubs who get high smoking the Gibbering Body's crap.

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Explain why you are happy if you believe there is no afterlife vs when you joined JW's

by Bad_Wolf in

one thing that has intrigued me are so many who have left, who are wholly convinced everything in existence is merely by chance now, also claim they wouldn't want to live forever, and perfectly fine if this is the only life.

now, i would understand that if you were raised into the religion.

i was raised into it.

Sour Grapes

If I had to chose between the few remaining years before I die or living forever in a paradise run by JDub elders I chose death.

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Why are JDubs scared to death of apostate websites?

by Sour Grapes in

when i was an elder back in the 1970's i loved to debate and challenge ministers, preachers, and holy rollers.

now you can be a loyal jdub fully indoctrinated for 30 years but just take a peek at an apostate website and you are doomed.

yes, satan now has you by the gonads and all of the years of being at the meetings, all of the family worship nights, all of the conventions, and all of the personal study just go up in a cloud of smoke.

Sour Grapes

I guess I never thought about the aspect that the desert god watches their every move so visiting an apostate site will be noticed by god as he keeps billions and billions of stars in their correct orbit and listening to all of the millions and millions of prayers said out loud or just in our minds. He is one busy guy.

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Why are JDubs scared to death of apostate websites?

by Sour Grapes in

when i was an elder back in the 1970's i loved to debate and challenge ministers, preachers, and holy rollers.

now you can be a loyal jdub fully indoctrinated for 30 years but just take a peek at an apostate website and you are doomed.

yes, satan now has you by the gonads and all of the years of being at the meetings, all of the family worship nights, all of the conventions, and all of the personal study just go up in a cloud of smoke.

Sour Grapes

When I was an elder back in the 1970's I loved to debate and challenge ministers, preachers, and holy rollers. Now you can be a loyal JDub fully indoctrinated for 30 years but just take a peek at an apostate website and you are doomed. Yes, Satan now has you by the gonads and all of the years of being at the meetings, all of the family worship nights, all of the conventions, and all of the personal study just go up in a cloud of smoke. In the blink of an eye, you will lose your faith.

JDubs have the weakest faith on the face of the earth. The eight New York popes have really brainwashed their cult followers.

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Jehovah's Witness woman killed on the way to convention

by StoneWall in

just saw this news story that was shared by one of my family on facebook.sad that she lost her life to an attempted car jacking.https://abc7chicago.com/3773297/.

Sour Grapes

The great desert god will somehow provide $35 for a pioneer who needs gas money to go to a convention but can't urge a poor sister to make a different turn to avoid a carjacking down the block. I don't think the Israeli desert god picks winners and losers, it is just that shit happens.

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Be Couragous! - (Like The Governing Body?)

by pale.emperor in

i was watching lloyd evans rebuttal to the saturday program of the be courageous convention.

lloyd pointed out something that had occurred to me as well:.

all this talk and examples of courage, whether it be standing up in class defending intelligent design, putting up with being imprisoned, not running away from bullies, always having a reply to someone who tries to ridicule your faith... the young ones are encourages - nay, commanded - to stand their ground and be courageous.

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The delusional Gibbering Booty are afraid of their own shadows. I think the Jewish desert god could have hand picked better men.

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How did Jesus keep his beard looking so neat?

by Sour Grapes in

i have a full beard and with a pair of electric clippers, i can't come close to having my beard looking at good and trim as jesus in the picture.

i wonder how jewish barbers did it or perhaps his beard was more scruffy than is shown.

does jesus even look jewish?

Sour Grapes

I have a full beard and with a pair of electric clippers, I can't come close to having my beard looking at good and trim as Jesus in the picture. I wonder how Jewish barbers did it or perhaps his beard was more scruffy than is shown. Does Jesus even look Jewish? He looks like a 30-year-old man from Texas, I wonder why the Borg can't get anything right. So Jesus, who is the head of the congregation can have a beard, but those who follow him can't.

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Org's "rearranginging deck chairs on the titanic" serving 2 purposes

by nowwhat? in

in 2 weeks we will be announcing major changes in northern ohio congregations and there is quite the buzz in the area about it.

just talked to a jdub from the detroit area that just underwent similar changes, and they mentioned it has been "quite exciting" to get to meet new brothers and sisters.

so besides the cash benefit of selling a couple kingdom halls in the process.

Sour Grapes

The JDubs desert god continues to bless the Borg as their numbers decline and kingdom hauls are sold off.

Child abuse payoffs/hush money is draining the piggy bank.

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The false prophet strikes again! Didn't anyone notice?

by nowwhat? in

last year during the closing talk our favorite anthony morris lll in all his glory declared" armageddon is imminent!

" on the broadcast screen at every regional convention world wide!

well it has been a year now and if you look at the definition of imminent , we are well past the expiration date..

Sour Grapes

Just think how much closer it is this year.

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Why the term "waking up?"

by Sour Grapes in

is the term "waking up" the best way to describe when a jdub starts to have doubts?

to me, it is rather that a jdub realizes that what they have believed for years was a pack of lies and then they have to make a conscious decision if they want to continue to believe in lies or stop being a jdub or just go along for the ride.. it just amazes me how many die-hard jdubs there are despite every failed prophecy about the end coming, the borg being a part of the dreaded wild best united nations, the put down of women in the borg, the massive cover-up of the child abuse in the borg, the willingness to let a child die because they need blood, and the eagerness to shun a child who at the age of 10 got dunked to make mommy and daddy happy only to not want to be a jdub later and have the parents treat them like they are dead because 8 overweight, balding, goofy looking, incoherent men in upper state new york say that are the rules for being a christain.. jehovah's witnesses are a very sad cult that attracts people with emotional, psychological, or medical issues, have very large egos, can't make simple decisions, and believe in the tooth fairy..

Sour Grapes

Thanks Slimboy...I can see what you mean.